Wednesday, April 16, 2008

-loserville, USA-

the twins are getting really good at blowing big leads. theyve done it 2 games in a row against the tigers...those games are really fun to watch as a twins fan.
the wild went into complete self destruct mode last night. i do not watch every single wild game, but ive seen my share, last night may have been the worst game i have ever seen them play.
i am completely disillusioned with minnesota sports right now. losers, every one of them. help cheer me up. if you live in minnesota and you won in some sort of game or sport yesterday or last night, let me know about it. i dont care if you beat your grandma in scrabble. i want to hear about it. there has to be someone in minnesota who is capable of winning.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

dereck beat me in candyland--but i let him win

Turd Ferguson said...

Although I always played middle to low junior varsity because I wasn't any good, I usually won my high school tennis matches against opposing teams. So, I'm a Minnesota winner!

Go Twinkies!

Brawler McBeard said...

My grandma ruthlessly destroyed me in a 1-on-1 game of Dodgeball last Sunday. Near the end of the shutout, she was apparently feeling like enough of a Minnesota winner to resort to trash talking, saying, and I quote, "get out of my kitchen" and "you'll take the medicine Gramma gives ya."

So, y'know, that's a winner for you. Right there.