Saturday, April 26, 2008

-a letter-


dear god-

who am i to tell you how to do your job? but heres the deal. softball starts on monday already. its softball season. so...ummm...this snow business...yeah, it may be pretty and all from up above, but it...ahhhh....well....it really kinda sucks down here. so if you could just kindly knock it off i would greatly appreciate it. how about we make a deal???..you knock off this snow business, and ill stop saying and doing all those nasty things to the neelys? sound fair? good.

amen,
paul

ps..you did hear my prayer about steve guttenburg winning on dancing with the stars right?..yeah, cause he didnt. whats up with that?

6 comments:

tasimira said...

Yeah, last night I looked outside to see it snowing....and I was like "seriously???? It's f'in snowing?! Then I thought...Paul won't be happy about this...so I was totally anticipating this blog...luckily it is almost melted now.
Oh and you had to mention Steve Guttenburg. I love him, I've had a crush on him since I saw the first police academy movie when I was like 8! I haven't seen him dance though, is he any good???

Turd Ferguson said...

Seriously, who DOESN'T have a crush on Guttenberg? But here's my question, why wasn't he in Short Circuit 2? His ego is too big for that sequel but not for 24 sequels to Police Academy. What a jerk.

pablo said...

who are you to question the career decisions of such a great and sexy man?! if steve had done part 2 the world may be run by robots by now. it was in the best interest of the entire world for him to move on to other, less dangerous projects.

One Crazy Mama said...

Apparently I am pretty lame 'cuz I don't even know who that Guttenberg guy is!

Turd Ferguson said...

Actually, I've never heard of the guy myself.

pablo said...

ive seen your bedroom wall turd. i know that its full of steve guttenberg posters.